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top six ways to insult boys

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farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

highgayden:

being described as “sexually available to men” or any variation on that never ceases to make me feel panicky and violated and it really triggers me re: past relationships and please stop talking about multisexual women this way

  #yes    #fucking yes    #just reading the words 'sexually available to men'    #makes me nauseous    #especially when its said about multisexual women    #bi stuff    #queer stuff  

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

  #franz ferdinand's concert was cancelled last night after we waited for like 3 hours in the pouring rain    #and the girls next to me in line had an umbrella and they shared it with me it was very nice but i was still completely soaked    #its almost 2pm the next day and my jean jacket is still wet  

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

  #most men  

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

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bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

  #witch was the best    #will my love  
  #btvs  

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

No one’s that stupid.
Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via notarealbarista)

iloveeverythingwaytoomuch:

(((au where everythings the same except they say bisexual when they mean bisexual)))

  #bi stuff  

littlethingstolookat:

Brawly actually turned his gym into a gym. It’s finally been done.image

  #pokemon  

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

  #andy